A cube is a six sided threeÂ dimensionalÂ shape. Â Before Portal the most popular cubes were theÂ Rubik’sÂ cube, the sugar cube and the bouillon cube. Â Who would have thought that if you slapped a pink heart on the cube that one could actually find a companion that you didn’t have to inflate? Â The Weighted Companion Cube is ideal because it doesn’t talk back to you and does whatever you tell it (unlike some moody bitch whose nameÂ rhymesÂ with GLaDOS).
Oblivion – Weighted Companion Cube by Balthazura
It seems the Companion Cube enjoys YOU in Oblivion. Â This mod is useful if your character is in need of a Cube Master, a date or a chair. Â From all the pictures I found you can also use this mod to get some Cube in your amateur Oblivion Machinima adult film. Â This is really going to piss off Mistress GLaDOS. (*puts up hands* Who knew? Internet you are a scary ass place sometimes.)
Fallout 3 – Weighted Companion Cube by RegentEagle
There are only three things that survive the end of days/nuclear fallout. Â The Cube, The Cake, and your crazy Uncle. Â You know the one who huffed red spray paint in the garage and constantly lost fights with aÂ tether-ballÂ while looking like Darth Maul? “C’mere you sum-bitch ball. Â Danny hold’em down I’ma give it the business.” … “I bet you can do this with your eyes closed Uncle.” Â … “I bet your right” WIN!
KOTOR – Weighted Companion Cube by Inyri Forge
Oh no! I blew my Star Wars wad too soon. Â Too bad. Â This mod lets you get yourself a companion cube in Knights of the Old Republic. Â It actually does talk to you so it is more of a companion than the other mods above which are more like your other imaginary friends sans all the work on your part to get them to hate you. Â This cube is already a total ass so be warned of the advice it gives.
Bonus Cube Paper Craft by Various People
To the dismay of tree loving hippiesÂ acrossÂ the planet Paper Craft is becoming the rage these days. Â The reality is that the promotion ofÂ paper craftÂ is actually an intricate conspiracy by companies who make printers to justify still manufacturing them. Â Either way it is always a fun little project for those of us who like to get hands on with our gaming fun. Â This pack of cubes will give you an early start on Christmas Ornaments, Mothers Day gifts and of course Valentines presents. (If you do not have a Valentine it is best to go with the back-up plan and warm a watermelon in the oven slowly at 200 degrees for 15 minutes)