Sometimes a regular horse just won’t do. Â Simple as that. Â There are times you need a Unicorn to find the way to Candy Mountain and feel that mystical power between your legs brother(or sister). Â I think most of these Oblivion Unicorn mounts can speak for themselves but should you need more convincing:
Danny’s Top 5 Reasons to Get Yourself a Unicorn
(Yes.  I crossed the streams on some lore or just ignored it completely.)
- Profit: Unicorns poop precious gems and fart glitter. Â So technically this is a two-fer to get rich and also have yourself a party. (or make your Mum a Mother’s day card. Â Call her you jerk she hasn’t heard from you in ages.)
- Immortality: For our more vampiric friends you can make regular withdrawals from the Unicorn Blood Bank to keep yourself alive and well forever.  Just don’t let it wander off.
- Utility: I can store a dozen donuts on the horn of my Unicorn. Â Also see: coat rack, hat rack, shish kebab skewer, and marsh mellow roasting stick.
- Status: You will be adding Unicorn to your list of accomplishments, acquisitions, and achievements so finding business partners or some lady friends will be a thing of the past.
- Friendship: More loyal than a dog but still moodier than a cat. Â So basically it is like being married. Â (Disclaimer: Unicorns are not obligated to put out. Â They frequently have headaches and long days at work *groans* except for on Wednesday when it is Business Time!)
Download Unicorn Mount Version 2, by Turamart
Download The Ice Unicorn, by Arcatus
Download Horny the Flaming Unicorn, by darthbutternutz
Bonus Pegasus!
Damn near every conveyance you own (including your body) would be better with wings.
Click the map to see the location of the Pegasus.
Download Ridable Flying Pegasus by The Bloke
Once you go Pegasus, you never go backasus.
Fail
What the hell man. seriously?
You bet I’m serious Ziggy Pop.
i lol when i saw this.
I applaud your attempt….
i will ignore your fail because how awesome Pegasus is
Yea you will. Everyone loves a Pegasus.
Especially on Wednesday… Business time!
Wait, did I just make a combination beastiality/mile high club joke? Wow, I am AWEsome!
Something flaming named Horney scares me….LOL
I’m afraid the wings win over a donut holder…can I get that in black?
Crimson rhino fine grain pointed sandals, it is suitable for the interpretation of the mature female elegance. Hidden, including the hysterical red flowers, enjoy the bloom, mature women demonstrated for the refined requirements inherent.
rain pointed sandals, it is suitable for the interpretation of the mature female elegance. Hidden, including the hysterical red flowers, en